The Bernie Manifesto Commie Donkey
Quick Overview
It's the one book the commies get sworn in on. This high performance Bernie Manifesto shirt by FBomb clothing. We must defeat these commie donkeys!! Product: AllPro 48000 Men's...It's the one book the commies get sworn in on. This high performance Bernie Manifesto shirt by FBomb clothing. We must defeat these commie donkeys!!
Product: AllPro 48000 Men's Pro-Lock Performance T-Shirt
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4 oz yd² (US)
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6.7 oz yd (CA)
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100% polyester interlock jersey with Pro-Lock technology
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Pro-Lock collection’s cationic disperse dyed polyester locks in colorfastness to create a bleed-resistant print surface that produces vibrant, crisp graphics
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Moisture-management properties
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UPF 50+ protection
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Snag-resistant
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Standard fit
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Self-fabric collar
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Rolled forward shoulder for improved fit and comfort
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Tear away label for comfort and relabeling
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 18 1/2" |
| S | 28" | 20" |
| M | 29" | 21 1/2" |
| L | 30" | 23" |
| XL | 31" | 24 1/2" |
| 2XL | 31 3/4" | 26" |
| 3XL | 32 1/2" | 27 1/2" |
| 4XL | 33 1/4" | 29 1/2" |
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Oh no! She's fired up again! Too bad she isn't smart enough to know why! Just another screaming, clueless Commie Donkey! America First! By FBomb Clothing.
Product: District DM130L District ® Women's Perfect Tri ® Tee. DM130L
4.5-ounce (153-gram)
50% poly, 25% combed ring spun cotton, 25% rayon, 32 singles
1x1 rib knit neck
Tear-away label
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Oh no! She's fired up again! Too bad she isn't smart enough to know why! Just another screaming, clueless Commie...
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$26.60
Oh no! She's fired up again! Too bad she isn't smart enough to know why! Just another screaming, clueless Commie Donkey! America First! By FBomb Clothing.
Product: AllPro 48000 Men's Pro-Lock Performance T-Shirt
4 oz yd² (US)
6.7 oz yd (CA)
100% polyester interlock jersey with Pro-Lock technology
Pro-Lock collection’s cationic disperse dyed polyester locks in colorfastness to create a bleed-resistant print surface that produces vibrant, crisp graphics
Moisture-management properties
UPF 50+ protection
Snag-resistant
Standard fit
Self-fabric collar
Rolled forward shoulder for improved fit and comfort
Tear away label for comfort and relabeling
Size
Body length
Body width
XS
27"
18 1/2"
S
28"
20"
M
29"
21 1/2"
L
30"
23"
XL
31"
24 1/2"
2XL
31 3/4"
26"
3XL
32 1/2"
27 1/2"
4XL
33 1/4"
29 1/2"
Oh no! She's fired up again! Too bad she isn't smart enough to know why! Just another screaming, clueless Commie...
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$24.82
El-Sayed is an Angry Commie Donkey who hates the USA and Football. Give him the boot in November! America First by FBomb Clothing.
Product: District DM130L District ® Women's Perfect Tri ® Tee. DM130L
4.5-ounce (153-gram)
50% poly, 25% combed ring spun cotton, 25% rayon, 32 singles
1x1 rib knit neck
Tear-away label
Shoulder to shoulder taping
El-Sayed is an Angry Commie Donkey who hates the USA and Football. Give him the boot in November! America First...
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$26.60
He's angry because he hates America! Defeat this commie American wanna be. America First by FBomb Clothing.
Product: AllPro 48000 Men's Pro-Lock Performance T-Shirt
4 oz yd² (US)
6.7 oz yd (CA)
100% polyester interlock jersey with Pro-Lock technology
Pro-Lock collection’s cationic disperse dyed polyester locks in colorfastness to create a bleed-resistant print surface that produces vibrant, crisp graphics
Moisture-management properties
UPF 50+ protection
Snag-resistant
Standard fit
Self-fabric collar
Rolled forward shoulder for improved fit and comfort
Tear away label for comfort and relabeling
Size
Body length
Body width
XS
27"
18 1/2"
S
28"
20"
M
29"
21 1/2"
L
30"
23"
XL
31"
24 1/2"
2XL
31 3/4"
26"
3XL
32 1/2"
27 1/2"
4XL
33 1/4"
29 1/2"
He's angry because he hates America! Defeat this commie American wanna be. America First by FBomb Clothing. Product: AllPro 48000...